Oh Yes!!! Brace Yourself For a Fun Night with Gary at Offspring ’16!!!!!!
It’s FREE and WONDERFUL!!!
Hailing from the silicone streets of Los Angeles, Gary moved to London in 2010. He landed one day before the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull in Iceland, but he insists he had nothing to do with it. Having recently passed the ‘Life in the UK’ exam, he probably knows more about British history than you do; though he did cram for the test and has forgotten most of it. Gary has a Bachelors degree in Computer Science and a Masters in Philosophy; he pursued the latter degree after his then girlfriend dumped him, and he thought Philosophy was a good choice since he had a beard. After defeat on Tinder, he had some success chronicling his failure in a well-received book ‘Rejected’; Society Magazine (France) later dubbed him “Le Grand Loser de Tinder”. But his luck is not all bad, and once won 1 gallon of apple juice 7 times at his local grocery market — proving his motto “lucky in apple juice, unlucky in love.”
© Bruce Gilden